A funny story about the end of the relationship between two husbands, chained for seven years in the chains of marriage, is on its way to becoming a hit on the web. Nowhere is it clear whether the incident is true, but it is very instructive.
The head of the family decides to end his marriage because his partner does not notice him. He writes her a letter in which he states all the reasons that forced him to take the final decision. But the answer he gets is more than unexpected.
I am writing you this letter to inform you that I am leaving you forever. For seven years I was a good and loving husband and got nothing in return.
The last two weeks have been awful. The last straw was the phone call from your boss saying you quit.
He came home last week and didn’t even notice that I had a new haircut, that I made your favorite meal for dinner, and even put on my new pants. You ate in 2 minutes, watched all your favorite series and went to bed.
I haven’t heard you say you love me in a long time. You don’t want to deal with anything that brings a couple together. Either you’re dating someone else or you don’t love me anymore. That’s why I’m leaving!
PS And don’t even try not to find out. Your sister and I went to West Virginia!
Not much time passes and the offended man receives a response from his wife. However, what was written in her letter left him speechless.
For a long time nothing has pleased me so much as your letter. We’ve really been married for seven years, although you’re far from the perfect husband. I watch soap operas to drown out your constant whining. By the way, lately that didn’t help either.
I NOTICED your new hairdo, but the only thing I wanted to tell you is that you look like an old lady. And since mom taught me to either say only nice things or keep quiet, I chose the latter. And when you made my favorite dish, you must have confused me with my sister, because I haven’t eaten pork in seven years.
As for your new silk pants – I turned around because they still had the $49 price tag on them. It must be a coincidence that this morning my sister called and asked me to borrow $50.
However, I still loved you and I hope we can fix our relationship. So when I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, I saw that you were gone. Well, surely nothing in this world just happens.
I hope you will be happy in your new life. My lawyer said that thanks to the letter he wrote me, you won’t be able to get a cent out of me! So – good luck!
Your ex, rich and single!
PS I don’t know if I’ve ever told you but my sister Karla was born Karl… Have a nice day!
So, dear men, after these lines, think very carefully before you decide to leave your partner. Maybe it’s better to give your marriage another chance? /jenata.